I was too embarrassed to tell people, so only my closest friends and family knew I was going to be on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I wasn’t sure I really wanted them to watch. I didn’t want them to know that literally, I was asked a $20,000 question. And I got it wrong.

After being accosted with the question “what do you do?” one too many times, I ponder the nature of being a jack-of-all-trades and a Scanner.